" Okay, so somebody broke into a house somewhere in Rutherford and may have stolen something. So that narrows the pool of suspects down to everybody. Awesome, I'll keep my eyes peeled for the suspect! "

" You better watch it "southnapa" or they'll arrest you for being obnoxious. Big Brother will get ya. hehe "

" I'm not obnoxious, I'm just tired of reading poorly written articles in my local paper. We all should expect more than what we are receiving.

I'm fairly certain that I've seen elementary school children with better writing skills than the vast majority of the writers for the NVR. The only thing worse than the writing is the editing, or lack thereof. "

" What am I missing how did this possibly make the newspaper? Even if they knew what items were stolen how does that warrant a solo story. Must be someone important.


I've been turned into one of those skeptical Napkins, lets hope it passes. "