Voting closes 4 p.m.Here are the five finalists in NapaValleyRegister.com’s first-ever Thanksgiving Dinner Disaster story contest, sponsored by Vallerga’s Markets in Napa.
Each of the entrants wrote about the most troubling and trying Turkey Day meal they ever went through.
The finalists were chosen by a panel of Register.com staff members, but the winner of the $100 gift certificate from Vallerga’s is going to come from you, our readers.
Vote in our online poll for your favorite. Voting in the poll is open until 4 p.m. this Sunday.
The five finalists are Unclestuy, Specialedteacher, Cathyodom, xtrapeggy and MonezMod.
Congratulations to the finalists, and all the people who submitted entries. Additional votes went to Flacoman, Localmomma, Adventurer, apartmentguy, loveone, napanana, JMB, NapaFurriesMom, NapaNapa, Vocal-de-Local, Betty, korikill, pharper and katies.
Click on each of the finalists below — listed in no particular order — to read their entire entry, then come back here and go to the online poll to vote for your favorite to decide who is the winner of the $100 gift certificate from Vallerga’s Markets.
The winner will be announced online and in the print edition Food section on Tuesday, Dec. 2.
Finalist No. 2 — UncleStuy — Fire that turkey. My wife and I were invited to her sister's house for Thanksgiving. The brother in law wanted to use his new oil turkey cooker. We set it up in the backyard, away from the house, on the patio. (Read more)
Finalist No. 3 —SpecEd Teacher — Keeping a watch on the bird. Twenty years ago this Thanksgiving was the first major holiday away from my East Coast family. I was newly in love with a guy named Tom and decided I would cook my first turkey in my apartment in San Francisco. (Read more)
Finalist No. 4 — MonezMod — A sharp cranberry sensation. In 1999, our second Thanksgiving together, we hosted dinner for eight of our friends. My partner Mike organized and cooked what looked like a fantastic feast of Turkey, dressing, mashed potatoes, green beans and gravy. My sole responsibility was to prepare the cranberries. (Read more)
Finalist No. 5 — xtrapeggy — The whole day came crashing down. While visiting with my son and daughter-in-law in Florida, I rashly volunteered to do the turkey dinner for about 15 people. Upon a brief inventory of available pots, pans, and utensils, I discovered to my horror that they had virtually no cooking equipment (Read more)
8 comment(s)
mrfrench wrote on Nov 25, 2008 1:50 PM:
" i vote for special ed teacher "
sammy wrote on Nov 25, 2008 2:48 PM:
" I love all their stories. They are all great memory makers :)
I wish you all well :)) "
elb wrote on Nov 25, 2008 3:23 PM:
" I voted SpeclEd Teacher too. That exploding watch coupled with wine and romance had me hooked, especially the part about how they're still together cooking turkeys to this day. "
pharper wrote on Nov 25, 2008 7:33 PM:
" MonezMod's story cracked me up, plus it sounds like something I'd do! "
B-Side wrote on Nov 26, 2008 3:56 PM:
" These are all good stories. When I read UncleStuy's and saw "oil turkey cooker" I knew it would be followed by the word fire. Those things are notorious for starting fires. But I'd have to say the Oscar goes to SpecEd Teacher. That is just too funny. "
Dirty Napkin wrote on Nov 28, 2008 8:16 AM:
" They should have won before t-day, to help witht the cost.. Ya think? "
NVR-Dan Ross wrote on Nov 28, 2008 9:33 AM:
" Dirty Napkin: The idea was to give people something to restock the kitchen after all the Turkey Day leftovers were gone.. next year, we might do it different, though. "
Mr. Feasor wrote on Nov 28, 2008 10:41 PM:
" Well, call me old school, but I enjoy an old airman's version of napalm-turkey-frying-gone-disaster story. The Special Ed teacher's story was funny, but reminded me too much of "Stranger Than Fiction" (which makes me believe the latter may be a possibility).
I will likely be flamed - no pun intended - but that's the way I see it. So be it. Happy Holidays, all!!!!! "
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mrfrench wrote on Nov 25, 2008 1:50 PM:
sammy wrote on Nov 25, 2008 2:48 PM:
I wish you all well :)) "
elb wrote on Nov 25, 2008 3:23 PM:
pharper wrote on Nov 25, 2008 7:33 PM:
B-Side wrote on Nov 26, 2008 3:56 PM:
Dirty Napkin wrote on Nov 28, 2008 8:16 AM:
NVR-Dan Ross wrote on Nov 28, 2008 9:33 AM:
The idea was to give people something to restock the kitchen after all the Turkey Day leftovers were gone..
next year, we might do it different, though. "
Mr. Feasor wrote on Nov 28, 2008 10:41 PM:
I will likely be flamed - no pun intended - but that's the way I see it. So be it. Happy Holidays, all!!!!! "