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Phantom Fork: Squeeze Inn goes back to the dawn of the burger age
Sunday, April 01, 2007
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The Fork reviews area restaurants, with an emphasis on more affordable establishments. Reader suggestions are welcomed.

To a first-timer, Redwood Plaza’s Squeeze Inn looks like the most unimpressive burger joint on the planet.A few tables, a few stools. The menu is basically hamburgers and fries. But for a few movie posters, the walls are bare.
This is no McDonald’s or Burger King. Even an In-N-Out is 100 times more glitzy.

And therein lies the charm. The Squeeze Inn has stripped away all the extraneous stuff and gone back to basics: meat, cheese, grill, end of story.
The joint was jammed when we popped in on a Friday night. Every table was full and a customer at the counter was taking home two bags full of burgers.

The menu board was short and to the point: The Squeezeburger — one-third of a pound of meat with fixings on a sesame bun — is $5.55. Extras include cheese and bacon, a dollar each; grilled onions, mushrooms, jalapenos and ranch dressing, 50 cents each.
What else? Fries, of course. Unskinned and fresh-cut daily, they are $1.45 and $2.20.

For non-hamburger types, there are alternatives: a breaded chicken sandwich, $5.95; a steak sandwich, $6.55; a hot-dog, $3.95; a grilled cheese sandwich, $3.95; a veggie burger, $4.50, and a corn dog, $2.95.

I didn’t think twice. The Squeezeburger, with a small order of fries, I said.

Did I want cheese with that? No, I said. Just the Squeezeburger.

The clerk gave me a quizzical look, as if to say, Was I sure about that?

Having second thoughts, I asked what was Squeeze known for? Everyone orders cheese with their burger, she said. It’s a classic.

She pointed to a photo of the strangest looking cheeseburger I’d ever seen. The burger was wearing a cheese skirt that extended an inch beyond the bun. If our moon were made of cheese and had a ring like Saturn, it would look like this.

I upgraded to cheese on the spot, while my companion ordered the steak sandwich, which features slices of rib-eye.

We sat at the counter where we could watch the kitchen chef flip burgers and heap them with shredded cheddar that melted to form those amazing yellow orbs.

Meanwhile, his support crew was frying potatoes and piling on cold fixings on the bun bottom (the top is heated over the grill).

We got the fries first. From fryer to my mouth, 30 seconds. These were the hottest fries I’d ever tasted. And very good. The skin made the potato taste better, as if these spuds had returned to their roots.

The burger and steak sandwich arrived moments later. The burger with its Hula Hoop of cheese is a spectacular creation. You think: How come nobody ever thought of this? All those years of dull cheese slices when we could have had cheese flying saucers.

The Squeezeburger is a mighty object to get one’s teeth around. The bun is substantial, so everything piles high.

If you get the standard fixings, you get two or three slabs of dill pickle and a generous squirt of mustard, plus some lettuce and two small slices of tomato.

The cheese isn’t as tasty as it looks, but it’s fun.

The steak sandwich had essentially the same condiments as the burger. The meat wasn’t any tastier and there was no ring of cheese, so it wasn’t as much fun.

We ate with gusto. It was as if we were eating a burger for the first time. The primitive decor at Squeeze Inn is a come-on. We felt we were back at the dawn of burger age.

Hats off to Squeeze Inn for deconstructing the burger restaurant and getting back to basics, with a cheese twist.

We both liked the burger better than the steak sandwich. And maybe we liked the fries best of all.

I’d had the cheeseburger their way. Next time, I realized, I’d have to take charge and ditch the pickles and mustard and substitute the grilled onions and maybe the ranch dressing. The burger of my dreams awaits if I choose wisely.

Squeeze Inn serves soft drinks, no alcohol. A TV over the counter was playing an NCAA basketball game.

The staff was efficient and friendly. While we ate, an employee wiped down the cherrywood counter with intensity and swept the floor. Big sloppy burgers such as these require considerable housekeeping.

Squeeze Inn is located on the back side of Vallerga’s in Redwood Plaza, at the corner of Solano Avenue and Redwood Road.

Hours are 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. weekdays and 10:30 a.m. to 7 p.m. Saturdays. The place is closed Sundays.

Readers with tips about interesting places to eat should e-mail diningout-@napanews.com
5 comment(s)

Cheese not tasty? wrote on Mar 29, 2007 4:58 AM:

" The cheese wasn't as tasty as it looked? One of the greatest things i've ever tasted...crispy cheddar cheese. I heard rumors of the place and tried it out. Then brought a friend the next time. Now everybody's going...of course success breeds lines...it was such a great place when it wasn't known. My cardiologist will be happy if I never go in there again...but the chance of heart attack is defenitely worth a bacon squeezeburger with fries and a coke!! What an idea!! "

Bush Factory wrote on Mar 31, 2007 8:59 AM:

" Way to go Jay. You are a winner. This is a great place with a great cheeseburger, and yes the cheese is tasty. It is nice to see a local kid go all the way with a dream. To many more great years. "

Sandra wrote on Apr 2, 2007 9:24 AM:

" Cheese was too much for me...overkill with greaes and cheese...couldn't find the burger under it all....on the other hand, my friend loved it...even ate the excesss cheese I pulled off so I could find the burger. "

Greg wrote on Jul 2, 2007 5:30 PM:

" I love the fact this place is in Napa, my wife and I love the original location in Sacramento. This will make it so much closer!! "

vallery wrote on Aug 28, 2007 10:57 AM:

" does anyone here know where to find the Squeeze Inn cheese squeeze burger recipe? i live in Florida and have no idea where to find it. I have an idea on how to make it, but if anyone could help me, it would be very much appreciated. I am having a little house warming party cookout and would love to make this burger. Thank You. =] "

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